Cats Brokers #0
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Fuse extranone
1.500 on Robinhood Chain · and private
Fill the cat
every round
Burn $CATSKER to wake a cat. Each hour the desk swaps 80% of fees into $HMM, $CASHCAT and USDG inside the NFT vault. Coins travel if you sell. Mint 0.0025 ETH.
Contracts live0.0025 ETH · max 5/wallet · 80% to holders
House portrait
Cats Brokers
Four steps. Then it runs.
Set it once.
The vault fills.
01
Mint a cat
Pay 0.0025 ETH. Max 5/wallet. Every cat is 1 share. No freemint.
02
Burn to activate / climb
Burn $CATSKER (25k+) to wake the cat and climb the pot. Pure burn. Asleep after transfer until re-activate.
03
Set split → vault
Each hour 80% of desk ETH swaps into $HMM / $CASHCAT / USDG by your split. Coins sit in the NFT vault.
04
Fuse or withdraw
Fuse 2–3 cats: tiers add + 20% / 30%. Absorbed NFT is burned. Withdraw vault free anytime.
The vault
The coins live
inside the NFT.
80% of desk ETH sits in the hourly pot, then swaps into $HMM, $CASHCAT and USDG on the cat. What sits in the vault goes with it when it sells.
Open the vault →Three ways to fill
Pick the coins.
Not the size.
Your split decides what lands in the vault. Two cats at the same burn get the same value.
Build your split
Point the pot
Your split
How should your pot fill?
Burn + fuse decide how much extra you get. Split only decides which coins: $HMM, $CASHCAT, or USDG.
Thinking Cat
$HMM
40%
Cash Cat
$CASHCAT
40%
Global Dollar
$USDG
20%
Example: your cat is active at 1.4× burn and the pot is 100 coins of value. Same burn = same slice. Split 40% /40% / 20% fills as $HMM · $CASHCAT · USDG. Split only picks which coins, not how much you earn.
Fusion
Two cats. Or three.
One new suit.
Face and fur stay with the survivor. Suit, tie and accessory come from the absorbed cat, gold seam at the chest. A third parent gilds it. Weights add, then +20% / +30%.
+→How much you earn
1× → 3.5×
Every cat starts the same. Burn $CATSKER to take a bigger slice of the pot. The more you have burned on that NFT, the bigger its share. Sell it and the burn level stays on the cat.
| Stage | Total $CATSKER burned | Pot share | What this means |
|---|---|---|---|
| Asleep | - | 0× | Not earning yet. Burn 25,000 $CATSKER to wake the cat. |
| Active | 25.000$CATSKER | 1× | First step. The cat takes a normal 1× share of the pot next hour. |
| Climb I | 75.000$CATSKER | 1.4× | Takes 1.4× a normal share. This stays on the NFT if you sell it. |
| Climb II | 150.000$CATSKER | 1.9× | Takes 1.9× a normal share of every pot round. |
| Climb III | 300.000$CATSKER | 2.5× | Takes 2.5× a normal share. One step below the top. |
| Alpha burn | 850.000$CATSKER | 3.5× | Highest burn share: 3.5×. You cannot climb past this. |
| Fuse | You burn | What the survivor gets |
|---|---|---|
| Two cats | 50.000$CATSKER | Both shares add up, then +20%. Example: two 1.9× cats become 4.56×. The other cat is burned. |
| Add a third | +100.000$CATSKER | Bonus becomes +30%. Example: three 1.9× cats become 7.41×. Absorbed cats are gone forever. |
The collection
Cool cats
in suits
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The desk
Mint a cat
0.0025 ETH. Equal share. Burn or fuse for extra.
Meow desk · Robinhood Chain
Grab your cat
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Public mint
0.0025 ETH
Per cat. No freemint. Max 5/wallet.
You unlock coin shares in
$HMM$CASHCAT$USDGConnect wallet to mint
How many cats?
1
max 5
You pay
0.0025 ETH
Public mint
The meow-ket is open